What I Did During the (second) Impeachment
I walked a neighbor’s distinguished rescue dog from Texas and talked to him and squirrels.
I ate a piece of bread and half an apple.
I posted a blog about a toaster.
I watched the proceedings on television with my father.
I made my father a tuna fish sandwich.
I bought a new car battery and installed it.
I went to a hardware store and bought a screw.
I drank a dark beer at an outdoor table of a dive bar.
I read a magazine at the table while drinking the beer.
I cleaned out a vehicle that carried three umbrellas.
I refiled an unemployment claim.
I listened to sports talk radio for a few minutes.
I talked on the phone.