Frank Beavers’ Haiku Campaign for Governor

The Beavers know how

to live in this dumb world

Frank for Governor!

Watch how beavers work

industry with artistry

Just like Frank Beavers!

A bucktoothed beaver

Makes Oregon great again

again and again

To collaborate

Work together for Oregon

Frank, your candidate!

Glide into the pond

Frank B sends tiny ripples

good for Oregon

Beavers of the world

unite to build a great state

that Frank will govern!

Think of a beaver

who cares like Perry Mason

Governor Frank B!

Governor McCall

Came back from the dead to vote

for one Frank Beavers!

Frank knows nothing of

crypto currency phonies

He likes his cash green!