Frank Beavers’ Haiku Campaign for Governor
The Beavers know how
to live in this dumb world
Frank for Governor!
Watch how beavers work
industry with artistry
Just like Frank Beavers!
A bucktoothed beaver
Makes Oregon great again
again and again
To collaborate
Work together for Oregon
Frank, your candidate!
Glide into the pond
Frank B sends tiny ripples
good for Oregon
Beavers of the world
unite to build a great state
that Frank will govern!
Think of a beaver
who cares like Perry Mason
Governor Frank B!
Governor McCall
Came back from the dead to vote
for one Frank Beavers!
Frank knows nothing of
crypto currency phonies
He likes his cash green!