Oregon Tavern Age: Shots, Shots, Shots
Shots/Shots/Shots someone yells in OTA country.
Fireball is good says another.
We’ve come a long way since someone first said: fire good.
Someone rings the bell.
Free drinks!
Someone lost $500 on the slots.
$200 left to go.
A B Western plays on TV.
White people in makeup playing Apaches.
Victor Mature looks dumb in war paint.
A fat man is wobbly on a stool.
He’s drinking himself to death.
A drunk says during yesterday’s rainstorm
he took a cot outside
and took a nap in it.
Update on the astronauts in space.
Who gives a shit?
It’s as irrelevant as it was in 1969.
Someone plays death metal on the jukebox.
It’s not the music the world needs right now.
What is that music?