Gifts I Received for My 57th Birthday

A bottle of Calvados

Levi’s brown cords

A book of Lorca’s poems

A heart emoticon

A dinner

A phone call

A soak

A bottle of Jameson

Socks

Salmon, halibut and cod

Mini bottle of mixed old fashioned cocktail

A new typewriter! (Yes, they are still manufactured.)

A 36-roll bundle of toilet paper

A homemade coconut cream pie

A check for $1000

Crumpets