Coos County Images

A corpulent elderly woman sat at the bar of a dive joint. I sat below her at a table six feet away. She unwittingly flashed me her ass encased (somewhat) by thong underwear.

An elderly man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and brown wig played a slot machine in a dive bar.

A homeless man shopped in a grocery store. He wore a leather vest with nothing underneath.

A homeless man sporting an eye patch and wielding a cane asked an employee of a grocery store where the sunglasses were. He had a tattoo of a buxom and naked woman on his left arm.

Fishermen filleted tuna at the boat ramp.

An osprey dived into Coos Bay and came up empty-handed.

Elmer the husky took a whiz in the fog on a mystical beach sculpture.

The theme from The Magnificent Seven played on a slot machine. What a soundtrack to lose money to!

Multiple residents appeared in physical form and dress as Muppets, if the Muppets had mainlined lard, booze, meth and fentanyl for three decades.

A homeless woman wore a black knee-high sock on one leg and a white one on the other.

A police officer walked into the fog and willows to investigate the homeless encampment adjacent to the boat ramp.

Two homeless men fly an Avengers kite on a Coos Bay beach.

A seal emerged from the bay, undulated, submerged with a splash.

A homeless woman wearing ripped black fishnet stockings carried a skateboard through the mud flats.

A homeless woman asked me for ibuprofen.

A grown man wore a Lycra Spiderman costume in a grocery store.