Candy Corn Homeless Man

Halloween. Noon.

Maple and oak leaves fell.

They made art together at the curbs.

An inflatable ghost sagged on duty

behind a white picket fence.

Jack O Lanterns stood ready

to flicker and get creamed by

juvenile delinquents,

only they don’t do that anymore.

Social progress?

I walked on a sidewalk

poured in 1912.

A man carrying a bag of cans

with his left hand

rode a bicycle toward me.

He held a clear plastic bag

full of something

in the other hand.

Yes, he rode a bicycle

while carrying two bags.

I see it all the time.

I’ve seen a man carrying four bags.

His bicycle looked weird:

high seat like a unicycle,

chopper handlebars,

primary colors,

duct tape and wires.

Of course!

A homeless man’s bike.

They should give out

an annual award for

the weirdest homeless bikes.

No, make that the cleverest.

I stepped off the sidewalk

and into the street.

The man stopped riding.

He set the bag of cans down.

He was anywhere

from 30-70 years old.

His hair was long,

his face was pulverized.

He dug into the other bag

and came up with…

Candy corn.

Candy corn!

He ate it.

He smiled.