A Husky Checks Into…

A husky checked into the Heathman Hotel.

A valet led the dog inside.

Right behind, his owners

dragged shiny luggage,

laughing.

To the left,

legs in knee-high, striped socks

protruded from a blue tent.

To the right,

a bundled mass

of a knitted sweater

slumped over,

ass exposed.

A block away,

two Burmese mountain dogs

checked into the Benson Hotel

as a man rode by carrying a bag of cans.