Nicknames for Dad
During the course of living with my dad, I have invented some nicknames for him. They are:
Vinegar Joe (after the American general in WW II)
The Old General (after Douglas MacArthur, “old soldiers don’t die, they just fart away)
The WC Fields of Sellwood
The Sargent Schultz of Sellwood
The FDR of Sellwood
The Henny Youngman of Sellwood
The Robert Frost of Sellwood
The Robert Burns of Sellwood
The Bob Cousy of Sellwood.
The Woody Hayes of Sellwood
The Charles Bronson (Deathwish version) of Sellwood
The Archie Bunker of Sellwood (when he launches into a faux conservative rant)
The Jimmy Carter of Sellwood (when he keeps the thermostat at a meat locker temperature and says to sacrifice and put on a sweater!)