Nicknames for Dad

During the course of living with my dad, I have invented some nicknames for him. They are:

Vinegar Joe (after the American general in WW II)

The Old General (after Douglas MacArthur, “old soldiers don’t die, they just fart away)

The WC Fields of Sellwood

The Sargent Schultz of Sellwood

The FDR of Sellwood

The Henny Youngman of Sellwood

The Robert Frost of Sellwood

The Robert Burns of Sellwood

The Bob Cousy of Sellwood.

The Woody Hayes of Sellwood

The Charles Bronson (Deathwish version) of Sellwood

The Archie Bunker of Sellwood (when he launches into a faux conservative rant)

The Jimmy Carter of Sellwood (when he keeps the thermostat at a meat locker temperature and says to sacrifice and put on a sweater!)