I Want Kitty Back

At Mall 101 in Depoe Bay,

an American flag flies between two signs:

Red-lettered “Art.”

Blue-lettered “Liquor.”

Guess which store remains open when leisure haunts the Oregon Coast?

Super Bowl Sunday tomorrow.

Bruce Springsteen plays live.

“Born to Run” or “Born in the USA?”

Or both?

I wish he’d play “Kitty’s Back,”

stop American time

like a shotgun spread to the face,

send the market crashing

on Super Hangover Monday

when mediocre high school history teachers

come down with the flu

and roll video of when America

kept on rockin’ in the free world,

and later end the academic year

without teaching about the Freedom Rides

or the massacre at My Lai.

Don’t give them “Glory Days” Bruce!

Give them “Jungleland,” one song, that’s it.