I watched the match on a Zenith floor console from the basement of my home in Oregon City.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Five years later my beagle would shit on the carpet inches away from the Zenith broadcasting Ronald Reagan’s acceptance speech at the Republican Convention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was the only time Tex took a shit in the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He knew what was coming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The rest of us didn’t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The oddsmakers knew you would lose. You had no chance. Your smooth serve and volley game and subtle slices stood no chance against the T-2000 trampolining cannonballs from the baseline. You weren’t playing Stan Smith or Ken Rosewall. You were playing a punk on grass!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your composure, your dignity, your journey from the segregated courts of Richmond stood no chance against profanity, crotch grabs and simulated masturbation after a wayward forehand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I’ve read both memoirs\u2014yours plainly states truth, the other arrogant, phony justification.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One a classic, the other toilet paper when all the trees have vanished.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you win Arthur?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know there is a lesson for all of us in your victory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If only America had learned it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now it’s far too late.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You, the greatest sportsman in American history, squaring off against the second worst sportsman in American history. (McEnroe number one, never to be eclipsed.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You shot straight down the middle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You gave him no angles to pass you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No one had ever played him way that way before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tactics over torque.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Patience over power.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Class over crass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Deftness defined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was too stupid (or hungover) to adjust and was soon shaking your hand across the net, the truly last decent gesture left in the world of sports. I wonder why it’s still hung on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6-1, 6-1, 5-7, 6-4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not even that close.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No athlete is like you anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You helped end Apartheid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He won the 1974 South African Open.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would have never played in Saudi Arabia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the tennis pros do now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every American athlete today is Jimmy Connors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
American culture is Jimmy Connors, not you, Arthur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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