A corpulent elderly woman sat at the bar of a dive joint. I sat below her at a table six feet away. She unwittingly flashed me her ass encased (somewhat) by thong underwear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
An elderly man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and brown wig played a slot machine in a dive bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A homeless man shopped in a grocery store. He wore a leather vest with nothing underneath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A homeless man sporting an eye patch and wielding a cane asked an employee of a grocery store where the sunglasses were. He had a tattoo of a buxom and naked woman on his left arm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fishermen filleted tuna at the boat ramp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
An osprey dived into Coos Bay and came up empty-handed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Elmer the husky took a whiz in the fog on a mystical beach sculpture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The theme from The Magnificent Seven<\/em> played on a slot machine. What a soundtrack to lose money to!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Multiple residents appeared in physical form and dress as Muppets, if the Muppets had mainlined lard, booze, meth and fentanyl for three decades.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A homeless woman wore a black knee-high sock on one leg and a white one on the other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A police officer walked into the fog and willows to investigate the homeless encampment adjacent to the boat ramp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Two homeless men fly an Avengers<\/em> kite on a Coos Bay beach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A seal emerged from the bay, undulated, submerged with a splash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A homeless woman wearing ripped black fishnet stockings carried a skateboard through the mud flats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A homeless woman asked me for ibuprofen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A grown man wore a Lycra Spiderman costume in a grocery store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A corpulent elderly woman sat at the bar of a dive joint. I sat below her at a table six feet away. She unwittingly flashed me her ass encased (somewhat) by thong underwear. An elderly man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and brown wig played a slot machine in a dive bar. A homeless man shopped […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9541,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1264,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coos-bay","category-meditations","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9539"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9543,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9539\/revisions\/9543"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}