{"id":9395,"date":"2025-05-05T06:44:21","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T13:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=9395"},"modified":"2025-05-05T06:44:22","modified_gmt":"2025-05-05T13:44:22","slug":"first-impressions-of-life-in-coos-bay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/first-impressions-of-life-in-coos-bay\/","title":{"rendered":"First Impressions of Life in Coos Bay"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- wp:themify-builder\/canvas \/-->\n\n\n<p>I am writing this from the Blue Moon Saloon in Coos Bay\u2014classic OTA. Leroy just walked in. He&#8217;s wearing black pleated slacks and a blue dress shirt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have lived in Coos Bay for three days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some observations and impressions:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can walk to two OTA joints.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can walk Elmer down a bay beach every morning if the tide is right. This morning, I built a bay driftwood fort. Elmer attacked me and the driftwood as I built.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I live 15 minutes away from an ocean beach and we hit the sand at 6:30 this morning. One man there. We waved and nodded. He gets it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have been astonished at how supernaturally unhealthy a vast majority of the (white) locals are: obese, double obese, invalids, canes, motorized scooters, walkers, limps, waddling. I&#8217;ve never seen anything like it\u2014a total and irreversible collapse of personal health and a perfect symbol for the American empire: bloated, wrecked and dying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I lost two bucks in the Indian casino a half mile from my house. It was bracing to see everyone smoking cigarettes while playing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Homeless are everywhere, particularly in the Empire district where I live. Many are in their 70s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I met my neighbors and like them. We&#8217;ll work together to build a team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am refitting my creative mind here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My back yard is a jungle and I look forward to taming it with manual labor. The old caretaker-of-the-wildlife-refuge persona is roaring back. I still have it 30 years later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know no one in town.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am still managing my dad&#8217;s estate but that will end in a few months.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I found a record store! I bought four 70s soul compilations for $20!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m listening to the local oldies section with real octogenarian DJs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I may look for a part time job this fall. I want to meet more locals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once I get mu furniture down from Portland I can entertain guests.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ll have to return to Portland every now and then but I never want to return to Portland.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think of Dad often. He would have loved where I landed. True Oregon grit where I live..beautiful vistas, free socialist beaches, juxtaposed with the smashing, depressing reality of the bankruptcy of contemporary American life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another iteration of my long and unique coastal life has begun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am writing this from the Blue Moon Saloon in Coos Bay\u2014classic OTA. Leroy just walked in. He&#8217;s wearing black pleated slacks and a blue dress shirt. I have lived in Coos Bay for three days. Some observations and impressions: I can walk to two OTA joints. 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