{"id":9004,"date":"2024-07-15T06:15:18","date_gmt":"2024-07-15T13:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=9004"},"modified":"2024-07-15T06:15:18","modified_gmt":"2024-07-15T13:15:18","slug":"oregon-tavern-age-what-would-jesus-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/oregon-tavern-age-what-would-jesus-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Oregon Tavern Age: What Would Jesus Do?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- wp:themify-builder\/canvas \/-->\n\n\n<p>I stepped inside a Portland OTA dump I frequent every now and then. Sometimes I overheard tales of spectacular degeneracy in here and they warmed my heart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Outside, across the street, a sprawling retreat complex for some apostolic, speaking-in-tongues sect complete with lodges, tent sites, RV sites, yurts and cabins was hosting a summer event of snake charming and circle jerking. The complex is used two months a year. Other than that, it stands empty and could easily house a hundred or more homeless people temporarily until they transitioned into new housing. One wonders why the city or county didn&#8217;t approach the church and suggest working together to utilize this incredible resource and help others, you know, like Christians are supposed to do. And they wouldn&#8217;t have to look far for residents because situated in front of the complex is a homeless encampment of 15-20 RVs, vans, cars and trailers. Most are never moving on their own again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What would Jesus do? I do wonder if a single Christian in charge of the complex has ever spoken to a member of the encampment either to proselytize, bitch or offer aid. That would be a helluva story to get and I just might go about trying to get it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today, the dump was dead, deader than the collective soul of every Republican member of Congress. A female OTA bartender looked comatose behind the bar. An OTA woman, possibly homeless, mopped the floor. No one else was inside on a weekday at noon. Crap TV played, mercifully without sound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I ordered a gin and tonic and the bartender truly didn&#8217;t want to move. I thought she might have preferred me leaving. I almost did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She fixed the drink and then turned on the sound to a 20-year old game show. That sent me to the decrepit patio where the smokers and vapers smoke and vape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A younger looking man sat a table drinking a double rum and coke, smoking a cigarette and fiddling on his phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I sat down and whipped out some writing materials to write a letter. I missed my husky who was back at the house. What a glorious addition to my life that dog has provided! He&#8217;s revolutionized my creative mind and bodily fitness. Our daily morning walk has turned into a mobile haiku, a new book in the making that&#8217;s written every morning we return home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The gin and tonic tasted stale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man left and returned with another double rum and coke. He lit a cigarette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I started writing but it wasn&#8217;t a letter. I wrote about the complex across the street.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few minutes later, the man left and returned with another double rum and coke. He lit a cigarette and fiddled with his phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I finished half the drink and left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stepped inside a Portland OTA dump I frequent every now and then. Sometimes I overheard tales of spectacular degeneracy in here and they warmed my heart. 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