Overheard at a degenerate OTA joint in Portland on a weekday afternoon. Spoken by an OTA woman sitting at the bar drinking a hard seltzer and shot of whiskey:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don’t give two fucks less for that dipshit. Fuck his daughter. She’s a loser and she won’t work.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cheetos in a taco? Fuck that!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Look, when the tacos are out motherfucker, there ain’t no more fucking tacos.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I’m not driving that drunk bitch home again from here. She can sleep in her shitty car.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I’m fucking sick from of these same hard seltzers.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I can’t wait to get out of my fucking house and my fuckwit roommate. He gets up at 4:00 a.m. to take a dump and plays the radio. Fuck that.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Whatcha McFuck!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I’ve got to sell my convertible. I’m broke.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Nobody in the fucking place can park.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n People that know me know I’m here. Christ that sounds terrible.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Thanks for fucking cutting me off the other day. I could barely walk out of here.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n If you get cut off, don’t be a fucking dick.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n If I knew how much money I spent in this fucking joint I’d kick my ass.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I got laid off two weeks ago so I’m drinking on my credit card.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I used to fuck dick but now it’s strictly pussy. When I’m drunk I think about dick. (Female bartender agrees.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I was here for six hours and my tab was only 30 bucks. That’s pretty fucking good. I can usually drink that in an hour if I get the shots going.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Tim’s in rehab and he needs to get a real fucking job.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Arlene’s in the hospital and needs a pacemaker. She shouldn’t drink or smoke. I’m glad I only drink. Fuck, I only smoke when I drink.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n God I miss the ’80s.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n If only I could write like dialogue like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Overheard at a degenerate OTA joint in Portland on a weekday afternoon. Spoken by an OTA woman sitting at the bar drinking a hard seltzer and shot of whiskey: I don’t give two fucks less for that dipshit. Fuck his daughter. She’s a loser and she won’t work. Cheetos in a taco? Fuck that! Look, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8924,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-meditations","category-oregon-tavern-age","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8927"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8930,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8927\/revisions\/8930"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}