{"id":7880,"date":"2022-06-27T06:33:35","date_gmt":"2022-06-27T13:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=7880"},"modified":"2022-06-27T06:33:35","modified_gmt":"2022-06-27T13:33:35","slug":"frank-beavers-haiku-campaign-for-governor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/frank-beavers-haiku-campaign-for-governor\/","title":{"rendered":"Frank Beavers&#8217; Haiku Campaign for Governor"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7880\" data-postid=\"7880\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7880 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n\n\n<p>The Beavers know how<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>to live in this dumb world<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frank for Governor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Watch how beavers work<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>industry with artistry<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just like Frank Beavers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A bucktoothed beaver<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Makes Oregon great again<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>again and again<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To collaborate<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Work together for Oregon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frank, your candidate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Glide into the pond<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frank B sends tiny ripples<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>good for Oregon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Beavers of the world<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>unite to build a great state<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>that Frank will govern!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Think of a beaver<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>who cares like Perry Mason<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Governor Frank B!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Governor McCall<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Came back from the dead to vote<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>for one Frank Beavers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frank knows nothing of<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>crypto currency phonies<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He likes his cash green!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Beavers know how to live in this dumb world Frank for Governor! Watch how beavers work industry with artistry Just like Frank Beavers! A bucktoothed beaver Makes Oregon great again again and again To collaborate Work together for Oregon Frank, your candidate! Glide into the pond Frank B sends tiny ripples good for Oregon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7881,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,74],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-meditations","category-oregon-coast_history","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7880"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7883,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7880\/revisions\/7883"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}