{"id":7860,"date":"2022-06-20T07:24:35","date_gmt":"2022-06-20T14:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=7860"},"modified":"2022-06-20T07:24:36","modified_gmt":"2022-06-20T14:24:36","slug":"frank-beavers-for-governor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/frank-beavers-for-governor\/","title":{"rendered":"Frank Beavers for Governor!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-7860\" data-postid=\"7860\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-7860 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n\n\n<p><em>(It&#8217;s about Dam time!)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The kind of hard working Oregonian our state demands today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Industrious. Soft spoken. Family man. Builder. Sculptor. Vegetarian. Sober.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hello, fellow Oregonians:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am launching my independent write-in campaign for governor on this blog. I can no longer stand aside as ideological differences permanently tear our beloved state apart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vote me, Frank Beavers, for Oregon Governor. Over the course of the campaign, I will share my personal history and political positions to attract your vote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Below is my platform to reform Oregon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frank Beavers&#8217; Platform for a Better Oregon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Stop killing beavers and wolves in the name of the common good.<\/li><li>Make \u201cLouie, Louie\u201d the official state song.<\/li><li>Create 25 new state parks funded by a tax on millionaires.<\/li><li>Appoint a special statewide task force addressing the homeless issue that mandates the governor serve as chair.<\/li><li>Designate 1970s&#8217; Vortex I, the only state sponsored rock festival in American history, the official state story.<\/li><li>Tear down the The Dalles Dam and resurrect Celilo Falls.<\/li><li>Ban all single use plastic bags.<\/li><li>Ban all clearcuts.<\/li><li>Commandeer 10,000 used RV trailers and fifth wheel trailers to house homeless people as temporary emergency measure.<\/li><li>Require public schools to teach Critical Beaver Theory, a curriculum that teaches beavers are the most important species in restoring Oregon&#8217;s degraded watersheds to full ecology.<\/li><li>Create a socialist cooperative that purchases and manages the NBA&#8217;s Portland Trail Blazers as a publicly-owned franchise.<\/li><li>Plant a million trees a year on public and private land in Oregon.<\/li><\/ol>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(It&#8217;s about Dam time!) The kind of hard working Oregonian our state demands today! Industrious. Soft spoken. Family man. Builder. Sculptor. Vegetarian. Sober. Hello, fellow Oregonians: I am launching my independent write-in campaign for governor on this blog. I can no longer stand aside as ideological differences permanently tear our beloved state apart. Vote me, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7861,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,74],"tags":[1197,1198],"class_list":["post-7860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-meditations","category-oregon-coast_history","tag-frank-beavers","tag-oregon-governor","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7860"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7863,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7860\/revisions\/7863"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}