I presently believe I do not possess the literary powers to describe accurately the madness unfolding in front of me inside Oregon Tavern Age (OTA) country. But I will try.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A gaunt, elderly meth woman wearing jean shorts and a halter top is playing a Wonder Woman slot machine with savage ferocity while drinking a vodka and cranberry juice. At the same time, she is screaming at no one in particular about the liberal hoax that is the Corona Virus and other assorted conspiracy theories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A sampling:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIf Trump isn’t wearing a mask, there is a cure.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMy husband died of the flu and they didn’t call out the National Guard for me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think she might be a prostitute of some kind. I also think her trick or pimp is in here. He’s sitting far away, at a table. He’s older, wearing pleated shorts and a dress shirt. He sports greased short gray hair and glasses. He’s on his fifth or sixth greyhound and playing terrible 80s music through his phone and a speaker shaped like a spike heeled shoe that is resting on the table. I can hear the music over the slots, television and fan. I am desperately wishing someone would smash the speaker to smithereens and I could get back to writing my erotica story about a suspension bridge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wait! An OTA regular just told the trick or pimp to turn off the speaker. He did!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The hooker left Wonder Woman, pounded her drink, and went up to the trick or pimp and they left!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Back to LITERATURE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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