Oregon\nTavern Age begins with a list of questions that I’ve been asked by\ncomplete strangers during the course of two decades of OTA\ninvestigations…I have often wondered if something unusual about my\nappearance instigated the asking of these questions, some so random\nand bizarre that they almost defied answering. Almost. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here\nare some of the questions:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do\nyou want some fresh trout? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Are\nyou the FBI agent who shot Randy Weaver at Ruby Ridge? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nyou want to hear a story about Paul Newman? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nwanna craft?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Are\nyou Colin Farrell? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Are\nyou Jeff Bridges, the actor in \u201cKing Kong?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nwant to see my pig?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Are\nyou Jim Carey?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Did\nyou know I saw Barbra Streisand wearing sweat pants? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nyou want to die? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Will\nyou dance with me?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Wanna\nhold my glass eye?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Wanna\nknow why I got drunk on Christmas morning and put my fist through the\naquarium? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Did\nyou know Clark Gable had sex in here? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Can\nI fix your hair?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nyou know how much cocaine Jack Nicholson snorted in here?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Why\ndid Marvin Gaye have to die?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Where\ndo you think the Nelsons are today?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Is\ncognac from Yugoslavia?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nyou know I built a stripper pole in my living room?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Did\nyou know Lewis and Clark were really gay? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nyou know how drunk I really can get? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Where’d\nyou get all that dirt?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nwant some octopus fritters? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nyou want some smoked smelt?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Who\nwould ever want to be a proctologist? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nyou know why I like eating raw meat on a white plate?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nknow what it\u2019s like to mow 30 acres on meth? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019m\nlookin\u2019 at a real man, aren\u2019t I?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Are\nyou a rocker?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Are\nyou in the rock zone? <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Did\nyou know that I learnt pool in prison?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nknow how much fun it is to blow the head off a sea lion?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Do\nI have a purty mouth?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Wanna\nhear the story of the guy who died on that stool?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ever\nhad a limb amputated?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n What\nis time?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nlike canned corn?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nwant a car?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nthink a dye grinder would cut off my chastity belt?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nknow a man had his ashes flushed down the toilet in here?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n You\nknow what it\u2019s like to buy a boat from a dead man?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n \nTo order your copy of Oregon\nTavern Age, visit nestuccaspitpress.com and thanks for supporting an\nindependent Oregon publisher. \n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Oregon Tavern Age begins with a list of questions that I’ve been asked by complete strangers during the course of two decades of OTA investigations…I have often wondered if something unusual about my appearance instigated the asking of these questions, some so random and bizarre that they almost defied answering. Almost. Here are some of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5533,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-meditations","category-oregon-tavern-age","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5532"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5535,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532\/revisions\/5535"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}