{"id":5343,"date":"2019-08-20T06:44:03","date_gmt":"2019-08-20T13:44:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=5343"},"modified":"2019-08-20T06:44:04","modified_gmt":"2019-08-20T13:44:04","slug":"bare-midriff-versus-the-beer-gut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/bare-midriff-versus-the-beer-gut\/","title":{"rendered":"Bare Midriff Versus the Beer Gut"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- wp:themify-builder\/canvas \/-->\n\n\n<p>(Inspired by Richard Brautigan)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was inspired to write a poem about\nher bare midriff, although he&#8217;d never caressed nor seen it. The idea\nwas to imagine this unknown bedrock Valley of Pleasure and become its\nexplorer and cartographer. Lofty stuff for a bare midriff, surely,\nbut poets must occasionally take these flights of fancy. Hey, better\na bare midriff poem than a superfluous anti-war poem! They never work\nout and always end up turgid and preachy, (except that one by William\nEverson and the aircraft carrier). Nothing turgid and preachy in a\nbare midriff poem. A poet can even use a color like apricot and\npretend freckles around the bellybutton contain a secret message or\nan uncharted constellation. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She caught wind of his project and\nwrote him that she didn&#8217;t have a bare midriff\u2014she had a beer gut!\n<em>What? The murderer of literature! <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The poet thought: could he write a poem\nabout a soft Mountain Range of Pleasure rather than the valley?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why not? He&#8217;d be sure to mention that\nrain erodes all mountains and all mountains eventually end up in the\nocean. She might like that. \n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Inspired by Richard Brautigan) He was inspired to write a poem about her bare midriff, although he&#8217;d never caressed nor seen it. The idea was to imagine this unknown bedrock Valley of Pleasure and become its explorer and cartographer. Lofty stuff for a bare midriff, surely, but poets must occasionally take these flights of fancy. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5344,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-meditations","category-poetry","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5343"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5346,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5343\/revisions\/5346"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}