A fort appeared in the distance. The\nball dog and I detoured off course from our beach romp to\ninvestigate. I’ll never pass up an opportunity to see a fort. Maybe\nI’ll find a third dildo inside a driftwood fort. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few minutes later, the dog was\nlounging in a sturdy and roomy fort with his ball and I was marveling\nat something I’d never encountered in thousands of fort inspections.\nThe builder had carved their name and a number on a beam and used\ncharred wood from a old beach fire to blacken the words and numeral.\nIt was simply and expertly done. It was so well done it looked like\nsomeone had used a router!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The words read BUILT BY ANDROSOV 61<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Androsov! A Russian\nfort builder?! I presumed the 61<\/em> represented the year of\nAndrosov’s birth. But I would never know for sure. I do love these\nfort mysteries. I also love imagining what Androsov the Russian Fort\nMaster might do to the Fort Destroyer should he or she ever encounter\nthat person in the act of destruction. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n I sometimes name my forts, using\ncharred wood or a pen that’s washed ashore. I’ve never signed my name\nto one. I applaud Androsov for making this magnificent fort and I\nactually liked having a name attached to one, especially a foreign\nsounding one. He surely knows the fort won’t last but he put his name\non it anyway. His information gave me and others someone to thank.\nThis fort can sleep three, host makeout and meditation sessions,\nfacilitate a haiku festival or a spiritual overhaul much like having\na car put up on its chassis. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n Well done sir or madam. Build on\nRussian brother or sister.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A fort appeared in the distance. The ball dog and I detoured off course from our beach romp to investigate. I’ll never pass up an opportunity to see a fort. Maybe I’ll find a third dildo inside a driftwood fort. A few minutes later, the dog was lounging in a sturdy and roomy fort with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5196,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,51,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-driftwood-forts","category-nsp-correspondents","category-oregon-beaches","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5195"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5198,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5195\/revisions\/5198"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}