{"id":5187,"date":"2019-06-26T07:37:37","date_gmt":"2019-06-26T14:37:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=5187"},"modified":"2019-06-26T07:37:39","modified_gmt":"2019-06-26T14:37:39","slug":"psychedelic-chipmunk-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/psychedelic-chipmunk-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Psychedelic Chipmunk 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<!-- wp:themify-builder\/canvas \/-->\n\n\n<p>A chipmunk nibbled a magic mushroom\nwhile perched on a branch. He watched the sun set purple and orange\nover the ocean, his evening routine. The chipmunk&#8217;s neighbor in the\nRV park was a writer bereft of a literary voice, probably because he\nused words like bereft. One day the writer left his typewriter\noutside on a picnic table, loaded with a roll of parchment paper.\nWhile the chipmunk tripped, he jumped off the branch, onto the\ntypewriter, and tapped out a message to the writer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I&#8217;ve broken through. I can help you.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Jimmy<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>PS: Leave a saucer of Hamm&#8217;s,\ncracklin&#8217; cold.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next morning the writer discovered\nthe note as he began his novel, well, not really writing it, because\nhe had nothing to say. He typed a note to Jimmy. When a psychedelic\nchipmunk reaches out, you best respond.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Dear Jimmy:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Help me. <\/em>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Tom<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>PS Hamm&#8217;s coming!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A chipmunk nibbled a magic mushroom while perched on a branch. He watched the sun set purple and orange over the ocean, his evening routine. The chipmunk&#8217;s neighbor in the RV park was a writer bereft of a literary voice, probably because he used words like bereft. One day the writer left his typewriter outside [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5188,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-meditations","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5187"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5190,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5187\/revisions\/5190"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}