{"id":4069,"date":"2018-06-20T09:02:24","date_gmt":"2018-06-20T16:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=4069"},"modified":"2020-06-22T08:54:57","modified_gmt":"2020-06-22T15:54:57","slug":"christian-coffee-shop-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/christian-coffee-shop-notes\/","title":{"rendered":"Christian Coffee Shop Notes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sit in a stuffed chair in a Christian coffee shop.<\/p>\n<p>Christian reggae plays.<\/p>\n<p>The barista appears as a tired, long-haired angel, if angels wore noserings and clubbed until dawn before their morning shift.<\/p>\n<p>Before I leave, I&#8217;ll stash some of my secular books in the lending library. I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll be removed forthwith, although the rain book has plenty of Christian iconography. I was a preacher&#8217;s kid after all.<\/p>\n<p>Several <i>Bible<\/i> groups meets around large square tables.<\/p>\n<p>Curiously, ESPN plays on three flatscreen televisions hanging from the rafters among wooden crosses wrapped in white Christmas lights. Why not CBN? I guess management understands the proper religious hierarchy when it comes to Gods and spiritual programming.<\/p>\n<p>A street minister in blue jeans comes in wearing a Bluetooth and discusses his work with the homeless camped near the swamp in tents and tepees and dog igloos. He is trying to help them live a more ecologically attuned life, meaning getting along with the beavers by not stealing their food.<\/p>\n<p>One wonders if America&#8217;s staggering homelessness is remotely solvable as a social calamity.<\/p>\n<p>I notice a <i>Dictionary of Paul&#8217;s Letters<\/i>. I must possess that book although I&#8217;ll certainly never read it because Paul is far and away my least favorite character in the <i>Bible<\/i>. I even like Pontius Pilate and Pharaoh more than Paul.<\/p>\n<p>Surrounded by Christianity, my mind returns to my years as a preacher&#8217;s kid. There is a novel or memoir or confessional in that experience for sure. It&#8217;s already written in my head.<\/p>\n<p>Marvin Gaye comes on. I guess there is a God.<\/p>\n<p>I often believe I would have made a good preacher&#8230;dressed in corduroy vestments, with the ocean as my holy book and the gulls and eagles as my congregants. I also believe my qualification to serve as a preacher man is bolstered by my witnessing a hummingbird flying through fire. Once you&#8217;ve seen that, you understand the universe with new enlightenment.<\/p>\n<p>The Bible group behind me speaks of making strawberry jam and the inherent presence of Satan in social media.<\/p>\n<p>I see a massive hardback version of the King James <i>Bible<\/i>. I pull it from the shelf and find the story of Jonah. I never get tired of it. One wonders where the Nineveh of our time is.<\/p>\n<p>Silicon Valley for sure.<\/p>\n<p>I almost forgot to mention that a cigar store is in front part of the shop. A Christian cigar store in a Christian coffee shop. You can buy a cigar and read the <i>Bible<\/i> in the smoking area that is designed a bit like a frontier church. There are even pews.<\/p>\n<p><i>(If you found this post enjoyable, thought provoking or enlightening, please consider supporting a writer at work by making a financial contribution to this blog or by purchasing an NSP book.) <\/i><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-4069\" data-postid=\"4069\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-4069 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sit in a stuffed chair in a Christian coffee shop. Christian reggae plays. 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