{"id":3990,"date":"2018-05-26T07:48:43","date_gmt":"2018-05-26T14:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=3990"},"modified":"2020-06-22T02:26:05","modified_gmt":"2020-06-22T09:26:05","slug":"oregon-tavern-age-nickelback-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/oregon-tavern-age-nickelback-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Oregon Tavern Age: Nickelback Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nickelback plays on the local radio station. An ad for catheters comes on television. An OTA man in OTA country drinks a draft of Pabst. The bartender studies for a dog obedience class. She tells the man she wants a new career where she doesn&#8217;t have to deal with human beings.<\/p>\n<p>I get that.<\/p>\n<p>Taylor Swift croons on the radio and television switches to a golf tournament.<\/p>\n<p>Someone scores big on Video Lottery and the game cranks up,\u201cWalk Like an Egyptian\u201d by the Bangles. I wonder how much money the Bangles earn every time that song plays on a digital gambling portal in North America? I wonder if I would have licensed one of my hit songs in a similar manner, had I actually written a hit song? Perhaps. That one about euthanizing my old dog probably wouldn&#8217;t have gone over too well.<\/p>\n<p>Autotune something now. I&#8217;d rather hear the catheter ad. You can at least dance to it.<\/p>\n<p>I am writing a letter to a dear friend. Longhand. Longhand. Longhand. I want to live a life of longhand. Is that possible?<\/p>\n<p>A possible new client for my author coaching business has emerged. He&#8217;s a senior citizen writing a collection of erotic tales for Baby Boomer women. Many of the stories are set in historic Oregon places. Steve Prefontaine even puts in an appearance as a character in the background, a bartender in Eugene! Steven Prefontaine! I hope the writer accepts my proposal. This new life I am living has proved very interesting at times.<\/p>\n<p>At times.<\/p>\n<p>Do I want the old life back? No, only Sonny, and some moments building forts with young Oregonians.<\/p>\n<p>I need a benefactor who will help me publish the OTA book or magazine or whatever it&#8217;s going to be. Is that person out there? Maybe I should put 50 smackers in the Bangles machine and hope for the best.<\/p>\n<p><i>(If you found this post enjoyable, thought provoking or enlightening, please consider supporting a writer at work by making a financial contribution to this blog or by purchasing an NSP book.) <\/i><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3990\" data-postid=\"3990\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3990 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nickelback plays on the local radio station. An ad for catheters comes on television. 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