{"id":3690,"date":"2018-03-05T06:42:34","date_gmt":"2018-03-05T14:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/?p=3690"},"modified":"2020-06-23T08:58:15","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T15:58:15","slug":"bonnie-clyde-files-41","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nestuccaspitpress.com\/blog\/meditations\/bonnie-clyde-files-41\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonnie and Clyde Files 41"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I arrived at the sanctuary properly armed\u2014a Swedish bush ax\u2014an extraordinarily crafted and effective hand tool that basically amounts to a wooden baseball bat with a curved blade at the top. A flimsy machete can&#8217;t compare to this weapon of close quarter, blackberry destruction. I had slayed acres and acres of the Himalayan invader on the wildlife refuge with these axes and gifted myself with one when I left. I hadn&#8217;t wielded it in ten long years.<\/p>\n<p>The sun was out but losing interest. Bonnie and Clyde worked our way through some newly planted trees along the river. Blackberries threatened their survival and I was hacking and hacking to release the trees from their thorny bondage. The muscle memory of using the ax quickly returned, but a few minutes into battle, I realized that most everything was wrong: I had not sharpened the blade, I wore the wrong shoes, I wore the wrong pants, I wore the wrong coat, and was in fact absurdly wearing a bulky pea coat!<\/p>\n<p>I had forgotten so much.<\/p>\n<p>How does one come to remember something worth remembering? I thought about that as I sliced away.<\/p>\n<p>It started raining but I kept cutting. There would never be a shortage of invasive blackberries on the Oregon Coast to vanquish. The pea coat came off and I hung it on the branch of a Sitka spruce.<\/p>\n<p>Bonnie and Clyde nosed around, doing their dog things, but they seem disinterested in my labor. At one point, they flopped down in the wet grass and watched the river.<\/p>\n<p>I sweated my through two shirts but kept hacking.<\/p>\n<p>An hour went by. The rain let up. I let up.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at my hands: scrapes and scratches like the glory days on the refuge. Blood drawn. I had at least done one thing right\u2014no gloves. You can&#8217;t grip the ax with surety with gloves. You have to expose your hands and grip the wood tight. You can swing for the fences that way.<\/p>\n<p>It was time to go. I roused Bonnie and Clyde from their slumber, gave them some treats, and drank water from a bottle. I was soaked, steaming and covered in mud. I donned the pea coat and we made our way back to the house.<\/p>\n<p>I would be perfectly prepared the next time I went into battle. I&#8217;ll be perfectly prepared for the rest of my life.<\/p>\n<p><i>(If you found this post enjoyable, thought provoking or enlightening, please consider supporting a writer at work by making a financial contribution to this blog or by purchasing an NSP book.) <\/i><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-3690\" data-postid=\"3690\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-3690 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I arrived at the sanctuary properly armed\u2014a Swedish bush ax\u2014an extraordinarily crafted and effective hand tool that basically amounts to a wooden baseball bat with a curved blade at the top. A flimsy machete can&#8217;t compare to this weapon of close quarter, blackberry destruction. 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