Deep into the Destroyer’s Domain

I ventured deep into the Fort Destroyer’s domain this morning and built an interesting fort, some of it from choice cuts of beaverwood. I decorated the fort with withered kelp and some rope. I ate breakfast there and wrote some lines of the Western in my head.

The Destroyer would have to walk well over four miles through soft sand and into the wind to destroy this fort. He couldn’t drive a vehicle to this place. Would this vex him?

Of course the wind will probably collapse the fort by early afternoon, but not before thousands see it from the highway.