What I Did During the (second) Impeachment

I walked a neighbor’s distinguished rescue dog from Texas and talked to him and squirrels.

I ate a piece of bread and half an apple.

I posted a blog about a toaster.

I watched the proceedings on television with my father.

I made my father a tuna fish sandwich.

I bought a new car battery and installed it.

I went to a hardware store and bought a screw.

I drank a dark beer at an outdoor table of a dive bar.

I read a magazine at the table while drinking the beer.

I cleaned out a vehicle that carried three umbrellas.

I refiled an unemployment claim.

I listened to sports talk radio for a few minutes.

I talked on the phone.